Miss Britts BBW House of Pancakes

11:43PM

Grrr... I hate my plastic surgeon. He's an asshole.

I'm still in pain, its a good ache cause its that I'm healing up, but I can't straighten up or lay flat cause the stitches are pulling. Last Friday, I went in, expecting to get my stitches out. Dear dear dear Julia drove me cause, I can't sit right to drive.. why? Stitches. We make the half hour drive to the doctors office and are just about to pull in when the cell rings. Oh, we're sorry, the doctor is running about an hour late, hope I caught you before you left. NO, we're in your freaking parking lot!

So, with a grumble we drive back home, grabbing dinner for the kids, whom we left playing video games. So we eat, and haul ourselves back. And sit.. for another 45 minutes then ushered in. Strip, Julia being the first to see my in all my frankensteinian glory (she SAYS I look GREAT)and get on the lovely robe. And sit. And 1/2 hour the doctor comes in. What kind of doctor wear's a Hugo Boss suit instead of a white coat or scrubs?

Anyways, he comes in, pokes stays every looks good. He snips a thread on each breast (a long running stitch, I can feel the pulling being releases) then he pokes some more and says, "I think another week, see ya, and leaves". *(&^(*&%@??? WHAT??? So we hobble out, cause I can't stand up straight to walk properly, cause of the stitches and make another appointment for a week later.. and we head home.

THREE FREAKIN hours and got TWO threads cut that I could have snipped myself at home! So I'm still laid up, BUT I'm sleep back in my own bed. I can get up and move about fairly easily. But I'm back on the pain pills cause the healing ache is getting to me.. and hey, Oxycodin is WONDERFUL!

Oh, and cause people asked, the "Girls" are completely new and fair alien to me. VERY firm, a bit more "conical" than before, and sizey. I had had to get bra to use as a sling for the first week. Its a 38DD bra.. And It's Too Tight in every dimension. I'm thinking I'm now closer to a 40E! Its what I wanted.

And no, no belly button. It's gone.

*HUGS* to all!

1:04AM

Phew.. last one done!

A week ago Tuesday I went in for my last round of plastic surgery. This time round they did a thigh lift, a tummy tuck, breast lift and implants.

It was five hours of surgery and it went smoothly.

The after effects have been MUCH better than the first round, it's the Liposuction that is miserable to recover from.

I look FAB! Scarred but FAB. A friend said I look like Frankenstein's Love Slave. Scars along the tops of the legs, right along the belt line, under each breast, a line from the chest to the areola and around each. I've got two drains from the tummy work, little squeeze bulbs sucking out excess fluids which need to be emptied a few times a day.. fun fun. HOPEFULLY next Monday those will go away.

Every day, the look better, less horror show.

The weird part, as I knew going in, I no long have a navel.

I'm sore, but not in HUGE pain, though I have some VERY nice pain meds, not that I've taken many.

The SUCKY part is just being stuck on the couch. I have to be very careful not to strain the incisions, so have to move careful. I can't lay flat and can't sit up at 90 degrees. I'm comfy on the couch, but STUCK. Bored with watching TV, read everything, hate working the computer at the angle.

I promise pretty pictures when I'm healed up.

Love Ya all! *KISS*

1:44AM

Hi Kids,

The MUMMY Lives!

Sorry haven't been on much, life, what'a'ya gonna do?

So, last Friday I spent 4.5 hours under gas while the first of two round of plastic surgery to cap off my weight loss.

I'll spare you the gory details (unless you want all of them, then email me or catch me on Yahoo IM and I'll go into the nasty.

He did Lipo of the belly, hips and thighs, 8 liters removed. Did a laser throat tightening and her did a full arm reduction, eliminating the "Wings". I have just of so lovely incisions running from elbow to arm pits on each arm. I was surprised that it was basically out patient and was sent home still groggy from the operation. And with, it turns out, no real idea what the next couple of days were going to be like.

Yes, I looked like a Mummy. Compression garments from knees to up under the ribs, and an extra corset like wrap around the belly. Arms wrapped from elbows to shoulder and a classic "Jacob Marley" wrap around my face, under my chin and over my head.

The arms, outside of hurting haven't been a bit of trouble. The dozen or more Lipo "holes" have been a joy. Ever seen a cartoon character who's been in a gun fight, say "Eh, ya missed me!" then take a big drink and all of it spews out all the holes... That's what its been like. Constantly redressing the holes using, wait for it, MAXIPADS. Yup, that's what the Doctor recommends. Taping MP's over the wounds then gauzing them into place. They do a great job.

I got a nice full blown script for Oxicodin (Whee) but really haven't taken that many of them. After the first two days, the pain has been down to a dull roar ( I'll save the pills for.. "later" *wink).

Most of the wounds have stopped draining and are to the band-aid stage, a couple are still flowing and are getting padded.

Oh, and JOY, I got a shower today, JOY JOY... my hair was a wreck. Been wearing real clothes over the garments, and the clothes that had been tight on Friday are loose today.

Got a followup appointment on Thursday, probably get the stitches out of my arms. I hope so, cause they are starting to itch.

Oh, and I look like some giant bruise, from knees to chest.. soo sexy and alluring!

The swelling and discoloration will fade over the next few weeks, then I'll enjoy this stage of thinness till November, when the BIG operation takes place, Thighs, Belly and "The Girls".

Love to ya all *KISSS*

1:55AM

SUPRISE! Yes, She Lives!

Life has been just stupid insane and I kinda dropped off the face of it for while.

So, where to start to bring you up to date?

Business is VERY good. One of my best years ever. Which is good cause I have wacky crazy expenses to cover (more on that later).

Love life was looking up, pretty much since the last time I posted anything. Wild and fun and entertaining, but slowly came to realize that was about it, it was a rather shallow relationship. "relations" were excellent, and like I said much fun was had. But I wanted more and he so didn't. Ah well, fun while it lasted.

The little one has "graduated" from elementary school and is moving into middle school next term. ARRGH!! Too Soon Too SOON! She's 11, maturing amazingly, even discovering boys. ARGGH!

Now, the big news. I've been to see the Plastic Surgeon. God, what an amazingly handsome man. Course you expect a good plastic man to be good looking, don't you?

So, in August I go in for round one. A ton of nasty disgusting liposuction. Thighs, belly, neck and arms. Then while I'm out for that, he's going to do a tuck of the wings that hang from my upper arms and do a new type of laser proceedure that'll take care of the wattle under my neck.

I'll be a hurtin puppy for several weeks after that. But then come November, the fun one. Fully blown tummy tuck. A full breasts lift and implants. He looked at what he had to work with and decided I could get the size I wanted back without looking freakish and to dig out the 600ml implants, the largest he'll personally work with.

That session is in November and I'm going to be laid up awhile. But when I'm all healed up, I'm going to be SMOKING!

I see all your lives as moving along apace.. KEEP IT THAT WAY!

*HUGS AND KISSES* to you all.

10:06PM

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Abercrombie & Fitch

9:47PM

SURPRISE!

Yes, She LIVES!

Okay, I've been a VERY bad girl (You'll have spanking rights).

So, what's been up with me? Tons. On the business front, BEST XMAS EVER. Business was astounding over the holidays, much joy to me.

Health: Excellent. Lost a little more weight, but as I said before, I'm tickled where I'm at. If I REALLY get motivated and *GASP* attack the gym, I'd loose more and get the muscles toned up more. I've entertaining plastic docs, and come spring, will probably start going under the knife. Belly first, most likely. Neck. Breasts (Still want my "E"s back). MIGHT end up doing the Whole Body Lift thing, but they says its unbelievably painful and takes forever to heal up from.. we'll see. I did take a fall earlier this year and came down square on my right knee! Luckily, I didn't break it, but it HURT like a mother f&^%$er and is still sore if I kneel on it. Was in a full leg immobilizer for a month. No fun.

Sex: Yes. I've had a couple of excellent outtings since last we spoke. One, surprisingly, with a woman I met at New Years and we had a ton of laughs still mid February when she moved. It was just for fun and MUCH fun with had (no details, you pervs!)

There have been a couple of men, several pleasant dates, nice food, nice conversation, nice evenings out. And yes, a few VERY nice evenings in too!

I'm trying very hard to arrange a couple of weeks in Japan in August, so that should be fun. Going to take the spud and the niece (who is 15 is a crazed anime fan). Should be fun if I can get all the details together.

YES, I'll post more, promise.

I'll be hanging out on CP, and Linty and Shangrila, and mostly on Second Life (Harley Harlow).. *sigh* yes, my VR life, as usual, is far more entertaining and exciting than my RL.

4:57PM

Okay, I've been BAD and not posting. Punish me.

Life's been busy. Went through a huge wedding, being moral support and helping out where I could. The party was great and the wedding beautiful.

Had another rush of weight loss, down 122 lbs! Got some KILLER clothes, a killer wrap dress and this really great tight green top, both reveling and concealing at the same time.

And, yes, I was naughty. Glad the wedding was in a hotel *wink* No, no details.

5:08PM - ARRRGGGHH!!!

HOT.. TOO DAMN HOT!

I so hate heat. I moved north to get away from the heat.. Damn it, it followed me! But other places have it worse so I shouldn't complain.

Well let's see.. time for the monthly "Its All About Me" moment

WEIGHT: After a long coast, I've lost some more.. down 118lbs now. Please, All I really want is to lose 22 more pounds, such a tiny number. If I can do that then they whole thing will have been worth it all!

LOVE LIFE: I'm NOT going to use the "B" word yet, but I'm seeing someone. He's fun and charming and very weird, which I love. Oh and he's is HOT as HELL for me!! And bring a certain physical.. attribute with him that those who know me can just guess what it is! WOOF!

WORK: What a summer!! Best summer ever for business so far! I think cause people are staying close to home this summer and not travelling they are out and about more and spending all the money they would be spending at Disney World on little old me!

OTHER STUFF: VR relationship have been a weird mixed bag. I tried to walk away from VR life, but found I just couldn't. I need to cultivate a posse to feed my online fantasies, I guess I'm hooked.

TTFN!

10:35AM - Fine, FINE!

Since my dear friends are NUDGING me to post...

Well life's been busy which is good.

-WORK- Lots of that! Made a big travel swing, surveying my empire! Buy fun stuff to sell to other people, meeting up with old friend (and renewing one old close friendship *Wink Wink*)

-WEIGHT- Well, I think I've lost all I'm going to lose sitting at home on the couch. 114lbs down ain't nothing to sneeze at. But now, to my horror, if I'm going to get to my goal, I'm going to actually *GASP* go to the gym! Actually already am. If I can lose 30 more lbs, I'll get below 200lbs and I'll cry and be so happy.

-OTHER THINGS- As you can see by my crude aside above I have, yes, GOTTEN LAID! GOD! I needed that!! AND not saying too much so as not to jinx it, but there MIGHT be someone. He's been finding ways to casually encounter me. Calls just to say hi. Sends silly emails. Normally I would POUNCE and drag him into my lair (bwa ha ha) but no, no, I'm going to be nice and good and let him come closer first... THEN pounce. He's sweet and YOUNGER *wink* okay just a few years, still. This could go places and I wouldn't mind at all.

Well that's about it for now.. HAPPY VIV?!? *KISS* Luv Ya

12:57AM - Down We Go Again

Whoo hoo.. down a total of 110lbs as of this morning. That was the longest slump yet.

Had a weird run.. I had a dressy dinner to go to and needed something to wear. And since I can now fit into 16s, it means I can shop in "normal" stores. But the sucky thing is.. ALL THE DESIGNS IN STORES NOW ARE BUTT UGLY!

I mean with the 'wings' under my arms, sleeveless is a crime against humanity.. and that's all they seem to be offering. And the other problem with sleeveless, or more to the point shoulderless, is no bra, and that's NOT a pretty option at the moment.

Well I did piece together a killer outfit. TIGHT form fitting button down blouse and TIGHT form fitting pinstriped vest, gotta show of the new rearranged curves now don't I? Bottomed it off with a kicky black skirt, spiderweb stockings (a pair I've had for wears and could never fit into!) and little victorian boots.

Course I RELISHED the attention!

12:29AM - *SIGH*

I'm depressed.

On the weight front, I've gain 2lbs *SIGH*. Hopefully its just water and not a sign of something else.

On relationships. When you don't have a RL relationship, Online ones become important. And one of my longest and most special online relationship feels like its slipping away from me. Course I also know that its probably a much more imporant relationship to me than to them.

*SIGH*

11:41PM

Hello Children,

Been a short while since I've updated and yes the big event has happened... drum roll, PLEASE.

*drumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrum*

As of this morning... -102lbs

I can't believe it.

I will keep my promise and be changing accounts soo.. I will officially be retiring the "BBW" moniker.

Details to follow.

and I need another round of clothes, smaller sizes. I don't have a single pair of undies that fit anymore, they just slip right off *stop smirking!*

5:07PM - Greeting Gentle Readers

I've decided that when I hit the magic "100 POUND" loss, I'm going to change my usernames.

So, when that happens, BRITT_BBW and variants will no longer apply, and I'll come up with something new!

I should start polling the masses for new username suggestions.

4:08PM - SQUEEEEEEL!

Okay.. I'm almost in tears. The scale today tells me I have past the 90 POUNDS LOST stage.

90, FREAKING, POUNDS!

*pant pant*

It seems very unreal to me, I can't wraps my brain around it.

90 pounds.

10:30PM - Been lost in the hell of retail...

Sorry I've been away.. its be busiest time of the year.

Well kids, I'm now 85 pounds down.. YEA ME!

Been pulling out every piece of clothing I own, dumping the stuff that's too big (many friends are well stocked with clothes and the Salvation Army LOVES to get larger women's sizes).

More entertainingly, I was able to wear a pair of wackily laces stockings I got ages ago cause I so loved the pattern, but they hardly came up over my knees. Now.. they FREAKIN fit! And Damn, I looked hot in them under they keen clingy black skirt and a pair of kicky little heeled sandals I haven't even tried to wear since my knees started acting up.

Business is booming, which is great, but tiring. Bottom line for this year should be quite good.

I'll be ready for a great party come New Years... Hmm.. going to need a KILLER dress.

1:30PM

75!

75 FREAKIN Pounds!

'nuff said.

4:11PM - Crappy Movies of All Time

Current mood: crappy

9:23AM - XL!

I've been digging through my closets, pulling out all the clothes, sluffing off those that don't fit anymore.

I found a bag of shirts I LOVE, many I've had since high school, like old QUEEN concert shirts and such. And HOT DAMN, they FIT again! I can wear an XL again! I dance with joy.

This means I can shop in ANY store! I can buy from normal cataloges!

This is a good rush of pleasure cause I was really depressed after looking at myself naked in the mirror. While I look GREAT in clothes, I don't look all the great naked at the moment, well at least I don't think so.

But all I need to do and step on the scale and TAA DAA I'm all happy again (-72lbs as of this morning).

12:17PM - More and more

-70lbs boys and girls and I feel GREAT!

Alas, since I'm loosing weight in my face, also, I'm developing a wattle! ACK!

But I've also gained cheek bones to die for, so its not a bad swap off.

2:14PM - Going Down

Drum Roll PLEASE..

68 pounds down!

And not that I thought possible but I'm even HORNIER than ever! I LOVE it.